No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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