Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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