This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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