ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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