Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
a search helicopter?!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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