piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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