So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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