Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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