Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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