I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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