they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize