wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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