WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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