ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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