i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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