so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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