I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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