Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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