I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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