i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
A bitchslap is in order.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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