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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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