Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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