I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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