Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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