he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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