Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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