So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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