I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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