I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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