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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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