this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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