i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
