I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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