That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
FUCK WHALES
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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