Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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