i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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