O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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