I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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