so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have already put on my inside pants.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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