There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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