The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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