just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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