she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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