whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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