It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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