Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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