I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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