physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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