That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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