This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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