But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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