I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
he just fucked me for my cheese..
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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