so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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