You really coming over, don't trick.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Damn victory sex feels great
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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