She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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